Recently I met somebody who works for “Build a Bear”. You know, that place where they take dead, hollowed out, stuffed toys and use their zombie fluff machine to bring them back to life, while at the same time, stealing a bit of our dignity. It suddenly occurred to me, if somebody works for build a bear too long, will they eventually grown teddy bear ears? You know, just like how guys who work in birth control factories eventually grow breasts?Now that being said, when he grows those ears, is it socially exceptable to comment? I just don’t think I could keep myself from looking at them. And if it is ok, can I set him up in a tent and charge 50 cents a gander to all the Japanese girls into that sort of thing? I don’t want to cause awkwardness, but those girls do like their teddy boys.
